1. PAT #2003234947 "natural selection" method for conceiving a child and device for carrying out said method
2. PAT #2002314849 Lap dance liner
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1. PAT #2003234947 "natural selection" method for conceiving a child and device for carrying out said method 2. PAT #2002314849 Lap dance liner |
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| |3 e 12 /\\/ z February 18, 2008 06:23 PM PST  I know you explained the second one today. Care to explain the former? | ||
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| Millionmice February 18, 2008 08:40 PM PST I really have no idea. I think you need to pay money to view them in full. But if it helps, a Russian applied for it. | ||
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| Kath February 27, 2008 08:48 PM PST The first one sounds suspiciously like the normal method of conceiving. | ||
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| Millionmice February 28, 2008 06:35 PM PST Yes but "device for carrying out said method" ????? Some kind of crotchless chainmail panty? | ||
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| |3 e 12 /\\/ z February 28, 2008 06:52 PM PST Maybe he means the penis? Or the vescicles? The flagella of the sperm, perhaps? | ||
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| Larry Hagman February 29, 2008 05:46 PM PST How can you patent the PENIS Bernz? Though, it could be totally (unethically) awesome to go around suing every living man for possession of stolen goods or to institute a 'Penis Tax'. It's probably a blender or something. You dip your wick in it and get blended. Tadaaa, one less moron ever having children, and natural selection moves on :P | ||
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| b-dette March 1, 2008 04:35 PM PST ...but that takes all the fun out of it. | ||
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| Millionmice March 11, 2008 09:22 PM PDT Which 'it' did you have in mind? | ||
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| b-dette March 14, 2008 10:15 PM PDT ...your face! The act of making babies. | ||
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| theGI March 25, 2008 07:27 PM PDT You know, Dave, there is a fair percentage of your genetic structure that is owned (patent wise) by one US pharmecutical company or other - it's somewhere in the order of 40-50%. | ||
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